Насколько Умны эти Умные Вагинальные Шарики SmartBalls
Smartballs seem to be all the rage lately and its for good reason. After reading a glowing review in Freddy and Eddy I decided to order myself a pair. They arrived a few months ago in a package of toys I ordered as part of operation bend-over-boyfriend. They were cheap (20 American dollars) and promised hassle-free and pleasurable pussy strengthening. How could I go wrong?Вывод автора: "Каждая женщина должна купить и носить вагинальные шарики... SmartBalls на самом деле умные!"
When they arrived, they were packed in a refreshingly non sex toy way it looked like some sort of educational toy from science world. There were no package vixens with fake boobs, no cartoon booty, no tasteless colours. How un-orthodox!
Perplexed, I pulled the balls from the package and studied them. They dangled giddily, silver and black eggs hanging from a plasticized string on my finger.
The string seems to be made from an inner string and an outer layer (perhaps silicone). It's easy to imagine the coating separating from the string, as it is exposed to jarring tugs in regular use. Nevertheless, the actual string attachment to balls appears iron clad and tight the back material enveloping the balls seems to have been molded around the string. The black material - identified as silicone by the product insert is floppy and dull looking, highlighted around the balls with slices of harder, shiny silver plastic. The black silicone attaches the balls together with a small ½ cm diameter neck. Through use, this neck has become kinked, leading me to believe this will be the eventual downfall of my smartballs. But I'm getting ahead of myself.
The fun candy-like exterior of the smartballs contains a hollow interior with a small, heavy inner metal ball. The inner ball rolls around on the hollow interior of the smartballs, causing the balls to vibrate and rattle. This vibration is enhanced by the slight elliptical in shape of the smartballs- when the inner ball starts wiggling, it takes longer to come to a halt than it would in a perfectly round ball (like a chime ball or a ben-wa ball). Thats just so smart and so elegant.
When inserting, I actually try and avoid using too much lube - just a small drop will do to slide the first ball in. If Im not super wet, I tug on the ball lightly and play a bit to mist up enough to allow me to slip in the second one. Through trial and error, I have found that proper placement of the smartballs is key to having them stay inside - anything less that proper placement and you'll have those balls migrating out of you. To ensure proper placement, I feed the balls in one at a time, then push them more so that they slide up almost side-by-side inside of me. When I do them, the string is barely retrievable inside of me.

For playtime, Ive found the smartballs a fabulous addition to a bullet vibrating in my pussy. It feels amazing like amplified, caressing vibrations. This in combination with clitoral stimulation can produce a fast, deep, hard orgasm. The balls also feel pretty damned good being slowly pulled out. I like to tug enough to just barely keep in one ball in and repeatedly move the other one in and out again the combination of my flexing pussy and the plopping feeling of the ball moving in and out drives me wild. Otherwise, the balls are not much of an addition to playtime (they werent even that fun when in place during anal sex) and in my opinion occupy space better reserved for fingers, a cock, or a proper dildo.
In conclusion? Every woman should buy and wear smart balls. When worn all day, my pussy is constantly wet and aroused, being exercised with every step, and over the past two months I have noticed a massive amount of improvement in the strength of my PC muscles. Standard wisdom says that stronger PC muscles will result in stronger orgasms (as well as prevent incontinence in older women). And now really what woman doesnt want to easily have stronger orgasms? For the price, smartballs are just smart if the neck between the balls eventually breaks I will be more than happy to buy a new set.
Source: How Smart Are These Balls? The REd Sneaker Diares (2005) [Весь Текст и комментарии]


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